I’m not making this up and I’m not a fatalist, BUT..

I was LITERALLY putting together my packet of articles to send to the external review team for my tenure candidacy when I opened up a fortune cookie that came with lunch today.  I only had my camera phone to work with, so I don’t know if you can make out the picture below.  It reads:

“You are next in line for promotion in your firm“

Really?  Awesome!